5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners

5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners

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a€œIa€™ll never forget the words my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. He said a€˜Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.a€™a€ a€œThe key to any marriage is spontaneity. Youa€™ve got to be ready to leave at any time.a€ Bringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tuckera€™s volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call a€œone-liners.a€ Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Granta€™s collection and the immortal one-liner. Side-splittingly funny, 5, 000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask fora€”and many youa€™d never dream of asking for. a€œMy granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.a€a€œA dyslexic man walks into a bra.a€a€œCorduroy pillows: theya€™re making headlines!a€a€œPromises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.a€a€œSchizophreniaa€”together I can beat it.a€a€œDrugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: a€˜Narcotics, five letters.a€™a€I live every daylikeita#39;smy last. ..dayof Xbox Live membership. Ia#39;ve just ... Maths problems: the onlyplace where someone can buy eighty watermelons and no one wonders why. ... I got woken up today withsome guy banging on my window.


Title:5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
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Publisher:Skyhorse Publishing, Inc. - 2013-12-13
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